JART JART too many JART loooo...

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Jart

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
the appliance of Jart

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
The Jart with the hole

4. How would you answer a booty call?
what can a Jart do for you

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
look for the Jart label

6. To someone you dislike?
How many lick does it takes to get to the center of a Jart

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Let your Jart do the walking

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
it's just for me and my Jart

9. You're failing a subject, you say.
what's in your Jart?

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
shake the bottle, wake the Jart

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
you can really taste the Jart

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
cuts Jart time in half

13. What are the best words to describe you?
You need a Jart

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
An Army of Jart

15. Your last words before you die...
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Jart Overnight

16. Your message to a special someone..
because I'm worth Jart

+tired ma~~~~+